Come lay your bones to rest

nkhamiltons:

i hate when ppl are like “i hope i have a boy first then a girl so he can defend his sister”

like wtf, what r u trying to say? that a girl can’t defend herself? that a girl can’t defend her little brother? 

so ur not gonna sit there and teach a girl to defend herself

also what if they end up not being the genders assigned to them at birth?

like stfu

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cartoonnetwerk:

methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow

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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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markruffalwhoa:

"Science side of tumblr" is just Carlos running hundreds of blogs at once.

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inquisitorsfancyhats:

i fucked up

I fuCKED up

I FUCKED UP

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starspangledsprocket:

ljs1098:

starspangledsprocket:

*clears throat* And where the fuck is the leaked Age of Ultron trailer please? It does not take two days to upload a video. The Avengers did not all die probably for this. 

*cough* maybe some people don’t want to upload it.

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But it needs to be liberated?

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gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

iamthedukeofurl:

zoewashburne:

wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer. And there’s some guy playing with his dog like “Go Fetch”.

And then the dog comes back with the Hammer, and Thor shows up and sees the dog holding the hammer in it’s mouth, looks at the guy and says “That is a very good dog”

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